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Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Tesco Sandwiches by Beth by Niomi

Well this is just crap. I've come to London expecting the finest foods just like we had in Cambridge (I went to Cambridge university don't you know?) and all this place has got is Tesco Sandwiches. Tesco? In Cambridge for lunch we had caviar and quials eggs and frois gras. I can't believe I'm slumming it in Tottenham, it's so rubbish. I guess this place is the REAL catch.  


From now on I'm going to bring in lunch from my restaurant and put it in my giant bag. I'm going to bring in food from my Michellin starred restaurant, Heston Blumental owns it don't you know? I bet he went to Cambridge, I went to Cambridge too. 
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3 comments:

  1. Niomi13 April 2011 at 08:10

    sorry, it's purely a parody. i don't actually think that of you!! x

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  2. NewGirlInTown13 April 2011 at 08:13

    Haha no it's funny, it just makes me sound ridiculous :-) x

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  3. Lu-Hai Liang9 July 2011 at 17:39

    Still brilliantly funny. You should try being parodic more often!

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